Men. You know how they are - they like to wring out every last drop of use and convincing them to part with a tattered and bedraggled utilitarian item - like a circa 1974 wallet, for instance - is like asking them to part with a faithful old comrade. So when the time comes for a new wingman, it needs to have the style and stamina to span the decades. It needs to meet the challenges of the modern era and those yet to be imagined, and it needs to age as gracefully as its owner. And if it has a matching travel pouch (read: next Father's Day present), so much the better.
It's a tall order - but we've got your back. And your dad's next birthday present.